In The Student's mind, every week day is equal, but some are more equal than the others.
The Student procrastinates relentlessly, until the very last day, and then complains about how much homework it has.
The Student's biological clock is in Tokyo time; can't wake up in the morning, sleepy the entire day, wide awake at night.
The Student has no free time, it only has time that should be used to do the homework. There is always homework.
The Student on snow: as soon as the first sprinkles of snow start falling, the student starts calculating the chances of there being a snow day and which home works not to do.
The Student never copy-pastes. It just believes in the sharing of information.
The Student never forgets to do its homework; there was no internet, the email was not received, the innocent little dog ate it.
The Student is never perfect. Even if it gets a 99, there is no pleasing the parents.
The Student forgets about any homework for that moment as soon as the teacher mentions the words "due next week".
In the face of trouble, The Student's imagination knows no boundaries.
The Student decides whether it likes a teacher or not in the first class. And that impression doesn't seem to change.
The Student never forgets anything it learns, it just puts the information into a place in its mind and then forgets where it put it.
The Student knows that it is doomed when Google doesn't know what it searched for.
The Student tends to round its grades: mostly in the upward direction.
The Student never studies enough for a test, the teacher always asks something they hadn't learned.
When The Student gets a low grade on a test, when announcing to the parents, everyone else's grades drop suddenly.
The Student decides read an assigned book only if there is no Sparknotes of Cliff Notes page on it.
The Student always watches the movie of the book. Sometimes only the movie.
The Student is an eccentric creature living on procrastination, adrenaline and junk food, in the midst of unending stress and expectations.
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